Fun fact about me: I have this overwhelming animal instinct when it comes to food.

a) I hoard it and guard my stashes protectively.
b) I like to curl up and eat things like snacks in remote corners of my house where no one will see me (or take my food?)
c) I steal french fries from my lunch table gals. According to Mrs. Dizer, intercepting food from other members of your social group is a way of asserting dominance in animals.
d) I hate hate HATE eating in front of people. Part of that is me being self-conscious, but part of it is this paranoia that someone's going to steal my food or something.
e) I hiiiide my food. Like right now? I'm about to go take a shower and I have a little pack of Oreos chilling out in the bathroom with me. Totally wouldn't have eaten them in front of my other family members.